May not be thick, but sho is crooked.

May not be thick, but sho is crooked.


I’ve been watching a lot of Bravo lately.  It’s not entirely because I can’t get enough of Andy Cohen and am completely obsessed with the Real Housewives of Everywhere (all true), but I feel like it is my duty as … Continue reading

50 Shades of Brown

50 Shades of Brown


I sent this email out to the girls yesterday.  We spend an inordinate amount of time talking about pooping.  Thought you would all enjoy my pain.      URGENT NEWS UPDATE.   CHOCOLATE MILK STRIKES AGAIN   On the 7 … Continue reading

One Highlander.  Two Kastanias

One Highlander. Two Kastanias


After regaling you with my childhood exploits last week, I would like to save you all from rocking back and forth in a corner comparing your inadequacies to my childhood victories.  We can all agree that I am awesome and … Continue reading

Your mother’s a whore, Trebek.

Your mother’s a whore, Trebek.


This may serve as a shock to no one, but I was a very hyperactive child.  And “hyperactive” would be the polite, clinical way of putting it.  I was an impish little twat.  In fact, I was the first second … Continue reading