… i hate you…
The New York post released its “Top Ten Most Hated People in the United States” poll yesterday. I feel like there are better things to do then vote on who we hate the most and, more importantly, why didn’t the … Continue reading
Author Archives: ambienandfranzia
Urination in the Time of Cholera
Amelia: Do you mind if I write a blog about how you peed on our couch? But you were really nice and got it dry-cleaned. Culprit #1: … no response… Amelia: … I’m doing it anyway. In the grand scheme … Continue reading
The Tory Burch Fund
In February, I went to Suntrust, and I opened up a savings account. I figured- I’m an adult. I need one of these. It was probably the most practical thing that I have ever done besides buying that one piece … Continue reading
Magical Monday… what what
For those of you who haven’t checked out the Birchbox, please do. Take my advice- teach a man to fish, feed him until he gets sick of fishing; count your chickens while they lay eggs; stitching wastes time period -AND … Continue reading
Spoiler Alert… It’s Mother’s Day!
I’ve spent the better part of the day annoying Tara with “Spoiler Alert” text messages… SPOILER ALERT… Amelia is watching a Harry Potter Marathon. SPOILER ALERT… I will not be riding my bike today. SPOILER ALERT… Ginny is possessed by … Continue reading
