May not be thick, but sho is crooked.

May not be thick, but sho is crooked.


I’ve been watching a lot of Bravo lately.  It’s not entirely because I can’t get enough of Andy Cohen and am completely obsessed with the Real Housewives of Everywhere (all true), but I feel like it is my duty as … Continue reading 

50 Shades of Brown

50 Shades of Brown


I sent this email out to the girls yesterday.  We spend an inordinate amount of time talking about pooping.  Thought you would all enjoy my pain.      URGENT NEWS UPDATE.   CHOCOLATE MILK STRIKES AGAIN   On the 7 … Continue reading