The New York post released its “Top Ten Most Hated People in the United States” poll yesterday. I feel like there are better things to do then vote on who we hate the most and, more importantly, why didn’t the Publix bagger that forgot to bag my Coconut Water make the list? Make love, not war people.
The final results are as follows:
- John Edwards
- Bernie Madoff
- Casey Anthony
- OJ Simpson
- Mel Gibson
- Jerry Sandusky
- Kim Kardashian
- Michael Moore
- Tiger Woods
- Paris Hilton
I have opinions. Here they are:
Bernie Madoff: Yes, I believe operating the largest Ponzi scheme in history and stealing other people’s money, ruining retirement funds, and collecting over $400 million will make many Americans hate you- especially in a time when millions are unemployed and scraping for savings. His estate sell was less than spectacular by the way. I mean, two dozen custom Rolex watches? Jack wagon.
Jerry Sandusky: Gross. He deserves to be on a reincarnation list that brings him back as a genital wart after he rots in hell. He belongs on this list x10.
John Edwards: I really wanted to like him when he was running for President. He was good looking and smart. Probably would charm the pants right off of anyone… It’s really upsetting that someone who appeared to be so put together and delightful turned out to be a full-on philanderer. It was heartbreaking how his wife was battling cancer (RIP), and he was such an undercover sleaze. It’s a story that took a left turn somewhere because I really didn’t see it coming. With all this being said, I don’t think he should be #1 though. I think he should be on the list for being such a dickweed, but somewhere between #4 and #7.
Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson: Both are a testament to the legal system in the United States.
Mel Gibson:I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear… Aim small, miss small. Are we not quoting The Patriot here? Damn it, Mel. Why did you have to go and be such an Anti-Semitic wanker?
Tiger Woods: Really? Take him off this list angry housewives. He cheated, yes, but really? What about the other many athletes that cheat? Please. Let’s move on folks.
Michael Moore: What a joke. Yes, he is annoying. Yes, he needs to lay off the baseball caps. Yes, he should probably not doctor the footage on his documentaries. With this being said, I feel like maybe there are worse Americans out there.
Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton: America, I hate to break it to you, but these ladies are on TV and getting endorsement deals because YOU WATCH THEM. It’s like some kind of warped Catch-22. You hate Kim Kardashian, but her show rakes in millions and millions of viewers? Let’s just boycott their shows, their perfumes, their sex tapes ( I know, it’s tough.) and then they will be irrelevant.
Amelia’s Honorable Mention:
Where is the little Rush Limbaugh?
You may think I’m a “slut” or “prostitute” here… but I’m sad that your array of bigotry, drug abuse, and general hate-mongering did not make the top ten list this year. Perhaps because you did not poke fun at someone that has a degenerative disease or Iraq War Vets in the last two months people have forgotten about your valued opinion. Don’t fall off the radar old friend.
Were you sad that any others didn’t make the cut? Aside: I miss the days when Heidi and Spencer Pratt were hated. It was a simpler time.