It’s very hard being so beautiful. I know that I can’t walk into Banana Republic or The Limited without the people working there trying to dress me. It’s obviously because I’m beautiful. It’s hard walking into restaurants because people want to take my order. It’s because I’m so beautiful. It’s comforting to know that other women suffer from the same affliction that I suffer from. We need to unite.
Look @ how pretty she is! Wait, is that a SPIN MACHINE in the background? Double win.