It’s very hard being so beautiful. I know that I can’t walk into Banana Republic or The Limited without the people working there trying to dress me. It’s obviously because I’m beautiful. It’s hard walking into restaurants because people want to take my order. It’s because I’m so beautiful. It’s comforting to know that other women suffer from the same affliction that I suffer from. We need to unite.

I read this the other day and I just kept thinking, “But she’s not even that pretty!” But what do I know? It must be important if someone wrote an article about it…
You suffer from the affliction too.
Is this why multiple people greet me every time I walk into the bank? And old men hover at the entrance of Walmart just to say hello? Wow, we are the 1%.
How far is her head up her own arse?
I would venture to guess that it’s pretty far up. But still a beautiful site, nevertheless.
Hopefully she will not write an article about that!
lol..I love it!