May not be thick, but sho is crooked.

May not be thick, but sho is crooked.


I’ve been watching a lot of Bravo lately.  It’s not entirely because I can’t get enough of Andy Cohen and am completely obsessed with the Real Housewives of Everywhere (all true), but I feel like it is my duty as … Continue reading

50 Shades of Brown

50 Shades of Brown


I sent this email out to the girls yesterday.  We spend an inordinate amount of time talking about pooping.  Thought you would all enjoy my pain.      URGENT NEWS UPDATE.   CHOCOLATE MILK STRIKES AGAIN   On the 7 … Continue reading

Urination in the Time of Cholera

Urination in the Time of Cholera


Amelia: Do you mind if I write a blog about how you peed on our couch? But you were really nice and got it dry-cleaned. Culprit #1: … no response… Amelia: … I’m doing it anyway. In the grand scheme … Continue reading

The Tory Burch Fund

The Tory Burch Fund


In February,  I went to Suntrust, and I opened up a savings account. I figured- I’m an adult. I need one of these. It was probably the most practical thing that I have ever done besides buying that one piece … Continue reading